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hey there friends
(warning: doctor who, harry potter, sherlock, supernatural, nerdfighteria, starkid, night vale, etc. are what makes up my life atm) literally talk to me anytime i'm always here and i always love you.
oh also: cis female, so she/her and whatever else comes with that


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beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

troylered:


"It’s not just crazy talk, it’s Psychobabble - the official free audio podcast from YouTube sensation Tyler Oakley."

Listen to the first podcast here!

troylered:

"It’s not just crazy talk, it’s Psychobabble - the official free audio podcast from YouTube sensation Tyler Oakley."

Listen to the first podcast here!

Are you the real team stakrid tho


the-real-team-starkid:

ya

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

sprouhtling:

This lady’s yard was all flowers this is how I want to live

sprouhtling:

This lady’s yard was all flowers this is how I want to live

drakeshairline:

tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

etheriiel:

of-course-i-peed-myself:


Season 10 Promo Poster Released by the CW 

AHHHH LOOK AT THE THING EVERYONE

THE PROPORTIONS ARE CORRECT OMG WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THEY HIRE TO GET IT RIGHT

etheriiel:

of-course-i-peed-myself:

Season 10 Promo Poster Released by the CW

AHHHH LOOK AT THE THING EVERYONE

THE PROPORTIONS ARE CORRECT OMG WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THEY HIRE TO GET IT RIGHT

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

swiggity-sas-im-an-angel-you-ass:

lordnarwhal:

a curse upon my genes for making me too short and girly to cosplay ronald knox

this is osric chau cosplaying princess bubblegumimage

this is osric cosplaying castiel

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and this is osric cosplaying rapunzel

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and he looks rad as hell in every single one of them

follow your dreams and cosplay anything you wish little human worm baby

  #congrats to osric for being one of the best humans on the planet    #i love him so much  

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:


This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.


This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

someonesaveme420:

sunset-oracle:

takeflightlittlebird:

cccuunnnt:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

image

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.

I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog

More people reblogged this than there are in my state??

Hey let’s do thisimage

REBLOG I TELL YOU

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